Barnacle Boy: There it is! Mermaid Man: N-nonsense, Barnacle Boy, we've got to keep up our strength for the fight against eeeeevil! Mondo Coco. SpongeBob: [Squidward continues knocking the door] Reflecto has found our secret lab. I'll be taking that. Squidward: Yeah... now please leave me alone. Barnacle Boy: Hmm, the creatures of the deep seem to have lost some of their luster. "Clack!" ["SIT!" SpongeBob and Patrick: Yay! Manager: [enters the cafeteria] What is going on in here? Mermaid Man: [in his young voice] Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, unite! Mermaid Man: He-he's-he's absorbing it like some kind of evil sponge! Remind me to g-get that fixed. Evil! I feel five years younger. So you invented a ray gun that makes things grow six times their size to shoot at the kelp gardens. Primus. Squidward: Why don't you go ask him yourself? SpongeBob: Hey, Mermaid Man. The best GIFs are on GIPHY. Patrick: [dressed up as Barnacle Boy] Leaping lampreys, Mermaid Man! SpongeBob: [approaches Mermaid Man, who is sleeping with his eyes open] Ever alert, Mermaid Man has trained himself to sleep with his eyes open. Patrick: [holding onto SpongeBob] Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy in the flesh! We gotta end our life of leisure. [SpongeBob and Patrick run back to the Pineapple, closing the door behind them.] Barnacle Boy: Will you cut... will you stop calling me "boy"? Spongebob mermaidman and barnacleboy iv - Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV/transcript. Barnacle Boy: Remind you of what? This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy" from Season 1, which aired on August 21, 1999. Barnacle Boy: Confound it, get away from him! [SpongeBob and Patrick cheer as the whirlpool consumes them] SpongeBob: No, but I'm married. "HANG UP!" SpongeBob finds the belt and can’t resist it. He plays being Mermaidman for a while and starts touching … [At Shady Shoals Retirement Home's cafeteria] SpongeBob: By the power of Neptune. Woo! Cloud Nine. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV" from season three, which aired on January 21, 2002. (Both put rings together then jump down onto Kelp-Thing's car.) Barnacle Boy: I told you I'm not hungry, Mermaid Man! [SpongeBob and Patrick are laughing as they walk in] There they are. Patrick: Yeah, we did it. Barnacle Boy: Would you please stop saying that? [At Shady Shoals Retirement Home] Hay-lp! Mermaid Man looks at the cafeterian.] [jumps onto one of the cafeteria tables where somebody is eating] And he globs onto the undersea dome. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V" from season three, which aired on June 1, 2002.. Transcript. Mermaid Man: He-he's-he's absorbing it like some kind of EVIL SPONGE! 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